I had anticipated a week free of hospital visits and was planning a few days in Krakow getting drunk with Michal, however my nutritionists (3 of them) had other ideas., so Tuesday sees me going into Guys for two nights while the fit my peg which will enable me to feed myself intravenously over the mouth plague weeks when I will be unable to eat. So they will open me up and fit this thing which will feel intrusive and I will be convinced that everyone knows it's there
Downside: Nil by mouth for fuck knows how long, weird thing sticking out of my navel and the frankly, creepy notion of feeding myself through a tube (It's all a bit reminiscent of The Human Centipede which if you haven't seen - you should. Just to remind yourself how fucking freakier than you some people are)
Upside: Intravenous Polish vodka and morphine
More cancer based japes to follow
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